A few words of advice...If at some point in life, you find your eyesight diminishing rapidly, and you are told by your optometrist to make an appointment with a qualified ophthalmologist, but you keep putting it off because you don't have adequate insurance, and you don't know what recovery time is involved, and you have projects to finish where you'll need what eyesight you have left; ignore your fears...
Two years ago my endocrinologist and my optometrist both urged me to see an ophthalmologist because my eyesight was deteriorating due to my diabetes...I had already had some laser surgery to weld shut the ends of some leaking blood vessels blocking the retinas in both eyes...I didn't like the procedure, the doctor, the costs or the recovery time, so I put off another visit...I barely squeaked through the eye test to get my drivers license renewed in December...
This year I figured I needed to see what was needed...My appointment with my optometrist (whom I've known for many years since he used to be my customer) was late last Monday...He said new glasses won't help because I can't see past a big obstruction in my right eye, although my left needed a small correction in my prescription...He again urged me to see an ophthalmologist...
I said OK this time, and even though it was late in the afternoon, he called Retina Consultants in Houston and got me an appointment at their nearby Woodlands facility for yesterday morning for a thorough exam...I didn't know how long I would be away, so I deposited my two puppies with their vet where they got pampered by all their adoring fans...I was interviewed and examined by a string of technicians who took a series of photos with several machines...
They injected a dye in my veins (which made me throw up) then took more pictures...The doctor read my case file, looked at my eyes and the pictures while rattling off unintelligible gibberish to the nice young lady who was typing everything into a laptop, then said I didn't need any more laser work except for two small cataracts which could be done later...He said I have a large sac of fluid caused by my diabetes, which is lodged between my right retina and the outer lens causing my obstructed vision...
He said, "I can fix it with a series of fluid injections in which I'll poke a needle in your eyeball, but trust me you won't feel a thing"...After my expected "say what?!" moment, he explained the procedure in detail, and said he could do the first injection on the spot right then...I then asked the big question of, "Can I afford it on just Medicare alone?"...
His assistant had already looked it up, and said Medicare covers it, plus the subsequent exams and more injections...Feeling brave, I said "Do it," and true to his word, I never felt a thing...He said I should see some improvement in a couple of days...I managed to drive home safely even though my eyes were dilated, and the sun was bright (it seems not many drivers want to venture very close to the mighty Dodge/Cummins anyway)...
Today the dilation is gone, and I can see out of my right eye clearly...They warned me of possible side effects of redness, itchy eyes or irritation from mild to severe...I had none of those symptoms, and I'm able to see much more clearly today...It's even improved somewhat since I got up this morning...
My total out-of-pocket expenses were $85.67 including the doggy daycare...I have a followup exam next week, and an indeterminate number of monthly injections until I revert to regular exams again...What a difference five days and less than a hundred bucks makes!...Dr. Major is a specialist that has jumped on the Truckman Highly Recommended List, and is likely to stay there...I'll only add that he also has the most attractive team of medical assistants anywhere, one in particular...
My advice is, if your eye doctor asks to poke a needle in your eyeball, just say, "Do it!"...
UPDATE: 4/5/2017...A charitable organization within the pharmaceutical industry which grants financial help to unemployed, low-income ex-gun dealers has agreed to partially underwrite Truckman's future needle-in-the-eye expenses, reducing his co-pay to $15.00...It is unknown at this point whether they will accept Truckman's check due to his seedy reputation...
Truckman's self-imposed absence here has led to angst and consternation among those readers who find it difficult to navigate life's pathways without the guiding light of Truckman showing the way...They need fear not as Truckman will resume his duty to humankind shortly...In the meantime, while converting his digitally produced wisdom to the printed page, Truckman has also composed a lexicon of terms used here which may be unfamiliar to some readers...
Being the magnanimous publisher that he is, Truckman has published it here also as another added benefit to his readership...Ignoring the profound advice given by WC Fields to "never smarten up a chump," Truckman instead feels that anything that increases the sum total of man's knowledge also benefits mankind...This newly published glossary can be found by clicking the "Glossary" button found under the main heading banner on any page of this blog...
You're welcome...
Progress is often thought of as a circle, as we seem to pass the same landmarks in our journeys toward our goals...We begin new directions in our lives, clearly seeing in our minds' eyes that point where our future joy waits gleefully for us...Knowing what we want, we make a beeline toward it, knowing that our headlong rush will soon culminate in the answer to all our dreams, big or small...
Then as we madly plunge in what we know instinctively is the right direction, we also know of the small details that must be attended before journey's end...We realize the goal may be an optical illusion, only seeming to be so close, and so clear...Life must be sustained in the meantime, as this may take a bit longer than we first anticipated...And look! There's a shiny penny we may as well pick up along the way...When did it get dark?...Where was that path I was on before that darned penny caught my eye?...
And so it seems that same scene has played out in this project...The faithful follower(s) of my poor attempts at keeping my audience entertained may have noticed a falling off in the production of new articles...Long time seekers of Truckman's wisdom have already noted how his thoughts seem to spring forth prodigiously in one form, only to slacken somewhat as a new method takes root in his mind...
Readers of past years have become accustomed to seeing Truckman's thoughts appear in an internet forum, then inexorably begin to spread to other forums across the web until he suddenly vanishes from view...The burden of providing food for thought to the inhabitants of 34 different discussion boards having taken the joy of participation from Truckman's efforts, he reduced his production of posts to one forum, where now over 35,000 nuggets of information await new discoverers...His video channel on YouTube, brought forth in the beginning as an entertainment device for his forum friends, but found to be an outlet for many more cleverly hidden comments on life, began to lose its charm, and then sat dormant, only to be re-activated on the occasional whim...
Blogging became a new challenge, first with a comedic flair as Truckman presented satirical slices of life featuring the mostly fictional characters who populate a vague and hazy neighborhood where world events are re-interpreted in a mix of absurd surrealism against a background of harsh reality...Wishing for a more serious outlet for a few of his ideas and concepts, Truckman then created this blog, where he attempts to scatter a few kernels of his inner being for the digestion by a few hardy souls who think they might benefit from some alternative views...He even created a photographic blog to accompany it, and to leave a visual record of a few of the events of his life...
Life's path being what it is, even Truckman takes the occasional glance over his shoulder in wonderment at the convoluted trail he has left when all those goals seemed so clear at the beginning...It seems one shiny penny after another has revealed itself to him, diverting him from that original path...What did that goal look like again?...Oh well, I'll find it again as soon as the latest penny starts to get a little dull from too much handling...
For those who haven't been paying attention, that newest penny appears under the "Print Media" button on all Truckman's blogs and his video channel, as he has proven again the validity of a timeless adage: "All things old are new again"...This of course is paraphrased from the word of God as presented in 2 Corinthians 5:17, passed down to us from Paul the Apostle...
Even Truckman must recognize his missteps on occasion, and correct his course...His attempts at bringing the wonders of the internet world to his Mom all failed as he butted his head against the stone wall of her resistance...Not wishing to bring any further harm to an innocent stone wall, he set about fulfilling one of her oldest dreams, to see her baby boy's name in print as an author...Therefore he took it upon himself to reprint as many of his articles as might interest her between the covers of an old-fashioned, hardbound paper book...
Having become far too accustomed to interspersing his writing with convenient weblinks for the further enlightenment of his readers, Truckman was challenged to re-write many articles to accommodate a reader without the benefit of an internet connection...This resulted in the expansion and re-wording of many articles, taking valuable time, but in the end seeming a worthwhile effort...Along the way, this first volume grew from its size as a 240 page first edition to what now looks to be a 430-plus page effort in what will become its fourth, and final edition...The original intent was to present the book in time for Mother's Day, but health issues being what they are, the decision was made to give it to her early...Therefore Truckman Publishing went into high gear and cranked out the first edition...
That choice turned out to be the correct one, as the second edition which she now has (and seems to be committing to memory after innumerable readings) has brought much joy to her since she received it more than a month ago...The plan now is to give her a copy of the revised, corrected and much expanded fourth edition in time for the original target date of Mother's Day...In the meantime many of the articles may not even be recognizable to faithful readers of their original forms, as Truckman has expended considerable effort toward new clarity and focus for the printed page...
The reader(s) here may be tempted to view the changes in person, but it is advised to wait until the printing of the fourth edition is announced here...At that time a new printing of less expensive paperback editions will also be revealed (thanks to the urging of Truckman's agent, Dan) as certain articles are being categorized for those readers who prefer Truckman's wisdom in smaller, more concentrated doses...In the meantime, Truckman's original, more satirical blog has been published in a final second-edition volume totaling more than 600 pages...It is available for a limited time in the Truckman Bookstore (a branch of Truckman Publishing) located conveniently in the "Print Media" button at the top of any page here...
As time permits, the original articles here may be updated to the expanded versions available in book form, but don't look for such an event any time soon...Even Truckman's time has its limits, and the demands on it are many...But regular readers may rejoice as no plans are being made to end this blog, or any of the others, or even the video channel...New additions are in the works for each project, and will appear as time and waning energy permit...
After carefully perusing the proof copy sent by his printer, Truckman, in his never ending quest for excellence, decided his first edition did not satisfy his own requirements...The volume was therefore completely re-written, with approximately 150 pages added through additional topics, and expansion of existing articles...Proof copies are now in the hands of major literary critics for the purpose of gathering any suggestions which might make the reader's experience more enjoyable...
For those who missed it, the collectible first edition has been withdrawn from the market, but the revised second edition is available at this date, and can still be ordered for purists who must have complete libraries...Soon it will be withdrawn to be replaced by the expanded and revised third edition...These valuable bonuses are available to Truckman's readership at no additional cost...The original price of the book remains at its discounted offering in gratitude for your loyalty...
A convenient new online store for the ever-growing list of Truckman's literary output is now open 24 hours per day for your shopping convenience...Feedback is being quickly gathered and compiled from the critics, and their more useful suggestions will be available later this month as the third edition goes to press...
Please enjoy these valuable benefits as part of the Truckman audience...You're welcome...
