"I'm a real person" - I'm not a real person...
"I must be discreet" - I'm a worthless skank but if my wife/husband finds out I'm cheating she/he may leave me...
"I must be discrete" - I'm still a worthless skank but I'm too stupid to know the difference between "discrete" and "discreet". Will you have sex with me anyway?...
"You must be 100% DDDF" - I don't need any more disease or drama than I already have. Bring me some free drugs when we meet...
"Will trade pic for pic" - I'm a pic collector and you can expect to see any photos you send me on every porn site on the internet...
"I've never posted here before" - This is a new Yahoo address. All my old ones are on everyone's spam lists...
"I'm looking for a mutually beneficial arrangement" - I'm a hooker who is not honest enough to admit it...
"I need some help with my bills" - I'm a hooker who is not honest enough to admit it...
"I want a monthly allowance" - I'm a hooker who wants to be paid in advance...
"I'm thick, not fat" - I'm fat...
"I'm chubby, not fat" - I'm fat...
"I'm curvy, not fat" - I'm fat...
"I'm a BBW" - I'm fat...
"I'm a small BBW" - I'm too stupid to realize that's a contradiction in terms. Will you have sex with me anyway?...
"I'm told I look young for my age" - All this fat has stretched my wrinkles out...
"I've never done anything like this before" - Thanks to the anonymity of the internet, you have no idea how many times I've done this before...
"I'm not here to break up any relationships" - I don't care who gets hurt as long as I get laid...
"I get off on servicing older gentlemen" - I'll give you oral sex and take your money before you realize I'm not a woman...
"I just want to hang out" - I just want somebody to buy my dope, beer, cigarettes and burgers...
"I want a long, thick one" - I'm so loose you'll think you fell into a tub of warm liver...
"I have a long, thick one" - I measure from my anus out and wrap the tape measure twice around just to make sure...
"I'm a cougar" - I'm too old and ugly to get laid by men my own age. I need someone young and dumb...
"I want a cougar" - None of the girls my age will have sex with me... I'll settle for some old hag...
"I want a sugar daddy" - I want money...
"I want a sugar baby" - I've lived long enough to know that if I ever get laid again, I'll have to pay for it...
"I want to take it slow" - I want you to spend as much money on me as possible before you figure out I won't have sex with you...
"I'm looking for a partner in crime" - If the cops ask where I got this stuff, I'm telling them you gave it to me...
"I am a honest women" - I missed a lecture in English class at Scam Artist School...Will you give me your credit card number anyway?...
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